Sex Police Claim Trillionth Victim

Deborah Palfrey, the "D.C. Madam" was found dead today. She apparently hanged herself rather than face a possible 50+ years in prison. This woman didn't even hook, she just introduced the hookers to the law-makers. What a gruesome end to a disgusting witch hunt. She was responsible for getting half of congress blown, and this is the way the law treated her. If any of my gentle readers desire oral sex, give me a brief description of yourself and your type, and I will see if I can hook you up. But no money may change hands. That would make it illegal, and I'm too cowardly (jeez what a pathetic coward I am) to fight The Man. Fuck You Man. I should be able to charge whatever I want for locating blowjobs (free or otherwise) for red-blooded American men. Rest peacefully Deb. You were a personal hero of mine.