Friday, May 16, 2008

Join Me In The Prayer Of The Seven African Powers Jesus Candle

I just returned from the south side of Chicago where I was scoping out Reverend Wright's church, and I stopped and bought this magnificent candle on the way home. This is no ordinary candle mind you, it's a Seven African Powers Jesus Candle - "Las Siete Potencias Africanas" (not a five black powers Jesus candle, not a three black powers Jesus candle, but a SEVEN Black Powers Jesus Candle!). The prayer is written on the back of the candle. Please bow your heads, and pray it with me: "Oh Seven African Powers, who are so close to our Divine Savior Jesus Christ - with great humility I kneel before thee and implore your intercession before Almighty God. Hear my petition and grant me peace and prosperity. Please remove forever all of the obstacles that cause me to sin. Oh, Divine Jesus I trust in your words, 'ask and you shall receive'. Amen." (The Seven Black Powers are: Obatalia, Yemalia, Ochum, Chango, Orula, Ogum, and Elegua respectively (if you would like to pray to each one individually)). BLACK JESUS POWER!

3 Comments:

Blogger Thee said...

Candle = Great.
Blanket substitution of the word "Black" for the word "African" = Yikes!

2:37 AM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

are there white africans? if there are, that's a new development. 120,000 years ago there were no white africans. there were no white ANYONES. everyone was black. and if there are white africans, didn't they actually come from europe or somewhere else? (barring albinos)... wouldn't those be "European Africans"? Like "African Americans"?

4:36 PM  
Blogger Etienne said...

What is Thee talking about? I don't understand.

3:45 PM  

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