Yo Dumblebore, Sell Your Cane And Feed Somalia

Jesus said: "Take everything you have and give it to the poor and come and follow me and I will make you fishers of men." I often think of how utterly appalled the carpenter from Nazareth, would be by this photo of the Catholic Führer. The unrestrained opulence - layers of golden dresses, red Prada shoes, castles, emerald encrusted necklaces, diamond studded scepters - everything in antagonistic opposition to the substance of Jesus. The pope is as anti-Jesus as it gets. Jesus would fucking vomit if he could see this charade playing out in his name (have any Catholics actually 'read' the bible?) The Catholic Church is an organized conspiracy of idiocy, a fraud, and a war criminal, led by a barking mad lunatic in a Rolex wizard costume. Ah, but the good news my children - just like all evil things - THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IS DYING AND IT'S DYING FAST. Shame on anyone who claims to love Jesus, but does not condemn the pope. Jesus of Nazareth and the pope's values are inconsistent and irreconcilable. If that's not crystal clear to someone, they either a) have not read the bible, or b) are a moron. "Hey, dumbfuck in the platinum panties - why don't you sell that 24k gold walking stick and use the money to feed 180,000 starving children? ... you degenerate piece of shit."