You Wouldn't Know This Face If It Wasn't Connected To A Vagina

The only reason this person was ever a V.P. candidate, therefore: the only reason you know this person's name is BECAUSE SHE HAS A VADGE. Who cares. The only reason I've done a lot of the stuff I've done is because I have a white penis. What's the point? There isn't a fucking point, it's just a stupid, meaningless fucking observation. Yes, Gerry, you're right. Who cares. Perhaps more valuable observations would sound more like: "Senator Obama wore cotton socks on the campaign trail today" ... "Hillary demonstrates she's an omnivore at a Pennsylvania diner".