Donkey Hotey by Don Quixote

What a moviefilm! Omg, if I one could summarize the entire world of movie making in 90 minutes - here it is. Don't bother with film school, just WATCH THIS ONE FILM. it's mesmerizing, magnificent, a disturbing vision - the reality of film making. Put Lost in La Mancha in the number one slot of your movie rental queue.

Rudy Rudy Rudy!

In response to your emails about the omission from my last post: yes, I do like Rudy Giuliani. If this presidential race boils down to Obama v. Giuliani, it's almost a win-win for me. How cool would it be to have a president who lived with two fags on the upper east side?! Awesome! how gay would it be to have a president who's done drag as Marilyn? Obama is my Senator, and Rudy was my Mayor. What a delicious nightmare for the Repubs if this ends up a battle for the White House between a black man and a drag queen. I love it! Obama/Giuliani 08!

Does This Mean They Lost The Game?

Stories like these remind me how glad I am I never participated in sports. Poetically the driver (and sadly his wife) are among the dead. Come to think of it, I did travel with our soccer team for one season at some Christian high school I got thrown out of. Oh shit. I could have been killed. God please - don't let the phrase "makeshift morgue" appear in my obituary. Please God. Horrible. Oh yeah, also, I've solved the Anna Nicole grave location question. Let's put it to a vote on American Idol.