Taunting The Borderline Retarded

I think this is one of those places we're supposed to draw some kind of a line. Did anyone see the Seattle show? Eek. Is it okay to mock moderately retarded people - to their faces? It certainly isn's polite, but good television is rarely polite. This AMERIDOL stuff beongs in the below discussed 'abhorrent' column, along with gumment.

Perhaps I Do Believe In Miracles

I used to day dream that some uber-charismatic gorgeous genius freak of nature would come along, rise to power in the Democratic Party, and in a Superman comic-book fashion would single handedly destroy the Republican Party. In my fantasy I would laugh, I would cry, I would be mesmerized by this great imaginary prophet. But it hit me, alas: the Democrat Party is so phony, so pussified, so jaundiced, and so irritating, that no such Ubermensch will ever emerge from same. Marinating in the bleakness of this reality I grew disillusioned. But then He came along. The Perfect Beauty of it all. The Angel Mr. Bush came along, and began the single-handed, and wholesale annihilation of the entire right wing of our government. It's perfect. It's so fucking perfect. They are in full-tilt panic "endangered species" mode. And it's not over. A bunch more of them are headed for unemployment in two years. It's so beautiful - they're being dismantled by their own fucking idiot. Can I get a "Thank You Jesus!" anyone?

Please Splain

Okay, I don't give a shit about the records, the gun, or even the dead hooker. What the fuck is up with the hair? Please just explain the hair to me. I think I love this freak. Do you see those enormous pearl buttons? Miss Spectre, Miss Spectre. Booyakasha. Respek. Is he going to prison? Can you imagine what he'll look like in prison orange? He won't survive 20 seconds. Yikes. And on another strange note, who knew you could die from drinking too much water.

Mike Nifong, Moral Leper

This is a perfect opportunity for the system to send a powerful message to its prosecutors and the American people. Give this piece of garbage 10 to 15, no parole. That would slow down these pathological prosecutors. They exist in every State, and their machinations are responsible for packing death row. Nifong's miscalculation was using the usual tricks on upper-middle class white kids. Ooops. He forgot the basic rule of railroaing the innocent: the defendant must be black and poor. Michael Nifong is a degenerate criminal. He belongs in prison.

What Is Wrong With Me?

I find the abhorrent infinitely fascinating. Government is the best example. It's so grotesquely repugnant, like highway death; the classic train wreck; large mammals fucking. You know you're not supposed to look, because these things are so gruesome that no moral soul should ever bear witness of them, but you just can't help but look. Stare. Shame. Staring isn't good enough for me - i have to get out the microcsope, and study the abhorrent. I am so much more fucked up than we thought i was. Oh wow.

Like A Rock, Only Dumber

The fanatical first-chimp continues barking out ultimata to people wholly incapable of doing anything he demands. "Fly pig! Fly! If you don't fly there will be hell to pay!" More unwitting U.S. soldiers are sent goose-stepping to their graves, as the retarded, fucking soulless Democrat congress lacks the testicles required to stand up and shut this nightmare down. The Democrats claim they "can't support" this surge, but they're going to do exactly that. Hilarious how they propped up the prezzie in front of a bunch of books. Books are like kryptonite to this pea-brained son of a bitch - I'm surprised he can enter a library without spontaneously combusting. Stay tuned boys and girls - it's going to get bloodier, and bloodier - and we're going to witness an entire U.S. executive administration go down in flames. Great TV.

Required Knowledge

I've spent almost 4 days writing a post that has ended up too long for this little blogger space, so I gave it its own page. This will allow anyone else to link to it indefinitely - as it is a good resource. It is short, but dense. I encourage, nay, I actually beg you to take 15 minutes to read the entire document. I think you will find it interesting. It is a short survey of American activity at home and abroad, and something every American should be required to know. (I'm still working on all the links, they are very time consuming)

Do Not Tease Or Feed The Homosexuals

The judge reads the fate of this cage full of queers in a very quiet voice, so that the condemned men cannot hear their own sentence. But some of these ballsy faggots aren't going to die quietly. Warning: this video will make your blood boil. If you've ever considered going to Egypt, here's a good reason to avoid giving a single penny to that murderous fucking blood-soaked sewer of inhumanity. Fuck You Egyptian Government. Rot in hell with Ford, Nixon, Reagan, et. al. [QUICKTIME: High Low REALVIDEO: High Low]

Die Already Gerald Ford, War Criminal

How many funerals does any one person need? I turned on the tele to discover the mass-murderer Henry Kissinger reminding us what an incredible foreign policy president Ford was (remember who was sitting next to Ford with his hand up Ford's @ss making him talk about foreign policy? what a coincidence!). Who will be the first president with the balls to say "hey, why don't you cremate me and have a small private service for my family, then take that $76,148,934 that you would have spent on jet fuel hauling my carcass all over creation and open a soup kitchen and give the rest to breast cancer research."? For the record: when I'm dead - incinerate the body, plant it, grind it up for dog food, toss it in the woods to rot, WHATEVER. I won't f%cking care, because I'll be DEAD. I'll be f#cking DEAD, and I really won't give a sh$t. Good riddance Ford - you (never elected president, never elected vice president) revealed your visceral hatred of democracy in your support of Pinochet, and you knowingly willingly funded the genocidal Indonesian regime as it slaughtered tens of thousands of East Timorese. I've been to Timor Mr. Ford. I know what you sponsored. You're a f&cking war criminal. You deserved the noose with Saddam. Fester in Hell you twisted f*ck.

Happy New Year!

Here's to one of the best years I've had in my young life. Happiest of New Years to everyone. I promise to start posting again... soon. XOXOX