Friday, November 02, 2007

Please Say Adios To Oklahoma

If you're a Mexican (documented or un) living in Oklahoma please pack your tortillas and move to another state immediately. Come to Illinois. We welcome you to our state and our economy. We need you. We like you. We love you. Oklahoma doesn't deserve you, or your labor, or food, or culture, or child care, housecleaning, landscaping, or vegetable picking. Oklahoma has outlawed the admonishments of Christ - helping the poor, doing unto others as you would they do you, and the new law doesn't just target immigrants. It targets every Oklahoma citizen who dares to commit the outrageous crime of providing food or shelter to illegals. It is now a FELONY to provide a ride to an illegal alien in Oklahoma. This law aims to make felons of the most subversive Oklahoma citizens - namely priests and nuns, as well as the operators of homeless shelters, soup kitchens, and other charities. I hope every single Mexican will leave immediately - just to demonstrate their economic value - to watch Oklahoma drift further toward third world status. Oh wait, Oklahoma already ranks LAST in economy, unemployment, education, etc., so it's not possible for it to be ranked any lower. But wouldn't it be fun to watch middle-class, lazy, white Americans be forced to take take all those back-breaking jobs? Pandemonium. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Oklahoma is a sprawling, malignant, trailer park, and I can't wait to watch it suffer even worse from this legislation. Por Favor, mi Mexicana hermanos y hermanas, leave Oklahoma, Andale! Bienvenidos to Illinois!

3 Comments:

Blogger sattvicwarrior said...

great post!!!!!!!!!!:)
Actually. your whole bolg is pretty cool . . i dont comment . but i DO follow it:)

10:32 PM  
Blogger Shayne said...

The “back-breaking” jobs you’re talking about will likely be scooped up by the lower class blacks and whites who need them, not the petit-bourgeoisie, who couldn’t give a shit one way or the other. As to the economic value of Mexican immigrants: I don’t suppose you remember that walk-out a while back? The point was conceded. Cheap immigrant labor didn’t go to work to prove how valuable they were. Result? Nobody noticed a thing except that the roads weren’t clogged like usual. You’re whistling in the dark, amigo.

1:35 AM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

aha, well, perhaps shayne is right. i don't know the event he's talking about... but it will be interesting to see how things pan out... i will be staying closely tuned... thanks shayne!

4:06 AM  

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