Those Pesky Mammals
They just refuse to disregard 140 million years of evolution and stick to the rules of puritanical fascism. Even seven years in the gulag didn't break these two of this heinous thing called love. It's been a decade folks, and guess who looks more happily married than anyone I know? Vili Fualaau and Mary Kay Letourneau are celebrating their one year anniversary. I hope they last forever. Fuck all the sex-nazis. Where you find menstruation and ejaculation you're bound to find babies... and where there are babies, you often find love. Mammals unite! This iconoclast offers his warm Congratulations to Vili and Mary Kay. I admire you both.
posted by Aethlos at 12:46 PM
9 Comments:
Incredible blog. I have spent hte last hour and a half, wasting taxpayer's dollars, reading your blog. Found through Andy's blog, apparetnly linked to eternity throughout the blogosphere, it is the first Lloyd Mirror blog of my own.
Usually I discard the link, dismissing the contents as a load of yak shit from a typical Leftist douche (just a term of endearment).
Although most of your content would fall under this broad category I admire your writing style and your ideals. Like watching two fat people fuck, I can't help but read your posts as I wonder if I should really be doing this.
You have a devoted following and it is easy to see why; the angry garrulousness of your rants is both entertaining and enlightening.
Checking back often and adding your site to my blog roll.
-TK
That squirrel is a tough act to follow.
I dunno, Spence. I think pedophilia is pedophilia and don't like this double standard like in Florida where just because a woman is attractive and the rapist, its ok.
That said, I also think you have a point about their happiness. I'm being politically correct for lack of mental direction. Loooong day.
Sunday: BR Heap the praise. hehehehehe
uh, Duh Lil. Yes, pedophilia is pedophilia. Pedophilia is sex/sexual attraction to pre-pubescent boys and girls. These two people were not prepubescent. I don't condone anyone having sex with anyone who is prebubescent. God, what's so fucking hard to understand about this?
Here's a tip off: the mustache. That mustache Vili had at 13 - that means he was physically mature. Do you know old i was by the time i had a mustache? 21. I didn't even have armpit hair until 15, so i would have been off limits. but, shocker, everyone isn't on the same biological clock. How the fuck does pedophilia come into the Mary Kay Letourneau equation? He wasn't a six year old! his balls had dropped, he was shaving, and he had a voice deeper than mine!
Some 13 year olds are more physically mature than others 19 year olds. Chronological age is not the measure, physical maturity is. Another tip off: boobs. Write this down, and remember to look for these two signs: boobs and mustaches. mustaches and boobs... these signs are profoundly important because
CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE MUSTACHES and
CHILDREN DO NOT HAVE BOOBS. Wake up!
then i MUST be mature, because i have both boobs and a mustache. i am awesome. oh and your new pictures are DROOOOOL-A-LISCIOUS! muah my sweet little fruitcake!
LOLOLOL.... OMG Bee's.... you are divine... a mustache and boobs will do it almost every time for me... mmmmmmmm... nice tits and a goatee, SEXY. XOOXXO... how far are you from chicago and why don't we spend more time at each others' houses? ugh!
Aethlos muthafucker take that tone with me again and I will SO fucking shun you.
Spitter.
I wish them all the best. Especially to all their two headed and 6 toed babies. God bless them and their demon love.
kb
Ah, gross.
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