Real Housewives Sans Kim / Top Chef Reunion
Scandal. Kimberly Bryant was missing from the Real Housewives Reunion. I asked Jeana Keough (my favorite! & Hot Shane's mom) about Kim's highly conspicuous absence, and Jeana said "ask Bravo about it". Which means not only did Kim have some issues, but Bravo's (and/or Kim's) lawyers have clearly directed all questions regarding same to the network [UPDATE: Kim's daughter did not get into some prestigious high school (and was the only one that didn't get in), and Kim realized she made a mistake going on the show (see comments below)]. Vicki Gunvalson has gained some admirable insights, and is a very decent woman. Lauri Waring is on top of the world, and gorgeous as ever. Jeana Keough is still in marvelous form and an excellent sport. Jo De La Rosa (Ho De Lush Dumbfuck) is deeper in denial, and still being stroked like a Peruvian poodle by racist sleazebag Slade Smiley (Shade Slimy) See my other RHOOC posts: here & here. 
TOP CHEF: Steven Asprinio, the vile trout-faced unctuous little troll, reflects on all the 'loads dumped into him' (paging Dr. Freud). Tiffani Faison (I hate her now) loses all her makeup weeping like Dave in a mini breakdown. Dave Martin gets an "I'm not your bitch, bitch" t-shirt. Harold Dieterle remains the smoothest, sexiest chef - so smooth that in response to being accused of being gay he feigns asking the irish prick on a date. The flatulent Miguel Morales is sickening. Everyone except Harold was drunk! Dave goes into the finals as the underdog.
posted by Aethlos at 2:15 PM
12 Comments:
Wow! I was wondering about this myself. I'm pretty sure there was some talk about Kim's being upset that no one "defended her" on a radio show some of the women had done (from what I don't know) -- and there was something about Kim's spreading gossip about Slade and Lauri to the dismay of Jo. Keep us posted ...
Yes, well, Jeana wasn't permitted to give me details, but kim isn't participating in any further RHOOC shows... Damn... i'm going to miss old shrimp-tits... she was so fun to be horrified by....
Whoa Spencer! You are sexy sexy man! I love the intense stare, gets me hot. ;)
Neways I just wanted to say…that I LOVE Tammy Faye. Like… I just…I just…words cannot describe. I LOVE HER! Haha ok.
I also did a 30 minute presentation on media bias! Thought of you
Your post about Tammy Faye was right on the money. She is a great woman. (I haven't seen Top Chef and don't have much to say about that...)
:)
"Shrimp tits?" Now that's friggin' hilarious. Poor Jo, that drunk slut, she actually looked better on this episode that any previous. Her husband is a slimeball but if you live in California (like I do) you run into those guys all the time.
Did you see the episode where she CAUGHT A SHRIMP IN THOSE MONDO BOOBALOONS? I was rolling off the floor laughing... i love it. That leather-wrapped skeleton can barely support those Hindenboobs... and now she's proven she's a BAD SPORT... by pussing out and not coming on the reunion.
Wow, another Chicago homo who likes Top Chef. Thanks for finding my blog. Love yours!
Tom Colicchio is soooo cute. That head just turns me on!
Love the site, stubled onto it tonight. I happen to know shrimp tits (great name by the way) she definately was irritated by the lack of support from shady slimey and Ho. But she is a piece of work herself and made her own bed by getting in the middle of it (Ho, Shadey and Whorie Waring)
She stated she had enough and that is why she stopped before show 8. Also her daughter did not get into a very prestigious high school (and was the only one that didn't get in) so it was obvious that Kims trampy behavior was the reason. I think she finally realized that she made a mistake going on the show.
Wow, THANKS ANON! JUICY STUFF! WOW! The daughter should have been barred for that SHITTY english accent if nothing else. And playing those stupid fucking crank call games on the hotel phone - fucking pathetic. Note to self: catching shrimp in my tits will NOT get my daughter into vasser. And yes, she made her own bed (as did they all) and i can't believe ho de la rosa actually took the time to say she loved slade on my other blog... ugh... tragic.
Dear aethlos,
good to see your post on my post. Love your site. Us Coto resdients have yet to hear if a second season is in store for us.I was told Kim wouldn't do it even if they offered. I have heard grumblings that Vicki was upset at the editing and that some of her words were taken out of context. I do see Matt Keough riding his bike on Coto drive (no drivers license as to multiple DUI's) Saw Jeana at a local and fave restaurant and she had definately dropped a few lbs. Make sure to check out Ho and Shadey's wedding website at weddingchannel.com
My darling aethlos,
I continue to fall deeper in love with you every time I visit your site! You are so right on! Buffet is the sexiest man alive.
News from Coto...
I have been told that both Ho and Jeana were offered a second season. I believe Lauri ( I like to think of her as Whorie-I know too much about her to think kindly of her) was also included. They were still deciding on Vicki and Kim was not included. I know that Shrimp tits is moving to Chicago. Her hubby got fired from his job-violating a morals clause with Black and Decker (mormon company) I am sure the pilates episode went over well with the higher ups.
I will continue to check in an let you know what is happening with the ladies of Coto.
Also we had our annual 4th of July parade and they had the funniest float-a flatbead truck with a sign that said "real husbands of OC" and it was a bunch of men sitting on toilets reading the paper! it was hilarious! We do have a sense of humor out here!
Keep up the good work!
Coto Anon
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