Friday, May 19, 2006

Bullshit Vs. Bullshit

Whaaaaa! Your ridiculous idiotic fairy tale doesn't jibe with our stupid f&cking fairy tale. Can someone please make it stop? Can anyone make it stop? Can I please just exist for one day in this country without being bombarded with this bullsh$t? Dan Brown, Tom Hanks, Ron Howard and the entire Catholic Church: take all your sh*tty movies and books and go f#ck yourselves with them. It's all so tired. If you must see a movie soon don't be a lemmingtard - see Over The Hedge.

8 Comments:

Blogger Todd said...

Here, here Spencer! I'm so tired of seeing the likes of Katie "my voice is hoarse 'cause I gave lots of good head last night" Couric and company promoting this confectionary piece of dookie to Das Volk every morning. I'm quite weary of the Hollywood "history" lessons.

12:09 AM  
Blogger Trickish Knave said...

What is really ironic about this movie is that Howard didn't even include some of the major plot lines from the book. You would think the guy that did Backdraft would stick to the book especially one with such a controversial storyline to the people who are afraid a book/movie might steal pople away from the pews.

1:56 PM  
Blogger Sandouri Dean Bey said...

and let the people say "aman." i mean "amen."

9:27 PM  
Blogger Randy G. said...

As any ex-con knows, the book is always better :) I've yet to see a movie based on a book that I found to stick to the author's version with anything resembling proximity. It would seem to me that a movie based on such a controversial, explosively popular book would stick to the script as closely as possible.

And a sidenote: Todd, Hollywood is notorious for revisionist history, are they not? As the arbiters of thought in the free world, don't they have not only the right, but the necessity to give us poor, ignorant common folk the approved version of thought? So much of public opinion and attitude flows from the sordid streets of hollywood, it is a wonder there are any sane, rational thinking people left in the world, who can see through the bullshit. Hmm...maybe I should check my movie catalogue to see if I'm allowed to express these thoughts? I may have violated the code or something!! OMG the thought police are at my door. Gotta go!!

12:04 PM  
Blogger Aethlos said...

Randy knows how it is... that's right... coming from lots of time behind bars, i'll confirm that only ONE movie i ever saw was better than the book... and i'm talking WAY better... FIGHT CLUB. Omg, that book was really lame... but it was because the book was really just a horrible half-assed extension of a short story. The film, on the other hand, under the genius hand of David Fincher was really a work of art. But other than fight club i know of no other film that has been better than the book. Oh, and an irony of my writing this post, i just received word that a friend of mine in shawnee correctional center wants a copy of davinci code, UGH!... i'll the be the one in hat and dark glasses buying a used copy at the bookstore on broadway just north of cornelia... FUCK FUCK FUCK... i'm actually a part of this fucking davinci shit. Oh well, who can say no to a friend in the joint.

12:33 PM  
Blogger Miss Ann Thrope said...

I only have a vague awarness of that movie. I won't see it cuz I read the book and I already know the ending. That, and I didn't really like the book.

Maybe it's just me.

1:01 PM  
Blogger adrian esteban said...

saw this movie last night. its too long and boring. yawned and shifted in my seat for the entire last hour. wait till its on demand for a snowbound day.

11:14 AM  
Blogger epicurist said...

I agree. It was such a bore. If you want real fantasy, watch X-Men for more mindless entertainment.

10:14 AM  

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