Dear Lord!
Dear Lord!: I’m 23. skinny, not muscled or ripped, and I’ve fallen totally in love with a super-hot, ripped, older circuity guy who's into muscle boys. I’m contemplating steroids. Should I? - Classic Nerd Contemplates CycleDear CNCC: Drop the syringe and listen bitch. 'Once the skinny nerd guy in that guy’s mind – always the skinny nerd guy in that guy’s mind.' Sure, you may gain a few pounds of muscle, but you’re be a royal cunt to everyone you love and spend all your money, and lose tons of sleep and start taking other drugs to counter the side effects, and run off to L.A. and live with that hooker in West Holly... Oh. I digress. I speak from experience: you can get easily carried away with steroids and they end up being Hell cubed. There’s only one way you’re gonna get this guy you want so badly. Take your 23 year old skinny self back to college and finish your master’s degree, your Ph.D., and two post doctorates. Work very hard and get filthy rich and rock-star famous. Some day your old, skinny ass will get a phone call from his older fat ass, and he’ll need to borrow some money… at that point, you’ll know exactly what to say. [send prayer requests to dearlord@aethlos.com]
posted by Aethlos at 11:41 AM
11 Comments:
Some of us muscle boys like little geeky boys, ask my bf, the love of my life.
More than any of your other posts... you just made my day. Thanks.
Good response. 23-year-old-skinny-boy should also be happy that he is not 23-year-old-dangerously-overweight-boy.
Lord Gawd,
I'm glad I found you. You just had me ben dover with your banter. I'm so putting you up on my jeezlist ;-)
I used to workout with this guy here in the valley that was just as cute as a bug's ear. Then he took his shirt off and I saw that the fruits of his steroid labor had been repaid with a ripped physique, covered in pimples. WTF? Um no thank you very much. And I don't even want to think what it did to his poor willy.
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I'm a slinky geek too! We always seem to want our opposites.
BTW, Lord Aethlos, why hath thou not participated in HNT? I want to see that sexy bod of yours! ::wink::
;-P
Or go with plan #2: Work very hard and get filthy rich and rock-star famous, and then just rent one. (Or rent two and make an evening of it.) Odds are, they're in desperate need of the extra cash to pay for all of the steroids they've already been on for the past 15 or so years.
Palochi is RIGHT... RENT THEM. Rent a whole room full.... www.rentboy.com !!!
lol... loves it!
hey, in fact i believe my brain will be never older than 23 years.... but my body tell me its not true!
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