Bush Can't But Anna Can!
My plan to catch Bin Laden: let's tell Anna Nicole Smith that there's an old billionaire on dialysis hiding in the mountainous region of South Waziristan. Clad her in a GPS kevlar wedding dress and an M1A1 Abrams tank, and helidrop her into Azad Kashmir. Tell Anna that Osama is heirless, has a 37 karat engagement ring in his robe, and will be dead in six months. Send the 82nd Airborne (including all of its gay porn stars) to track her via the GPS dress. We'll have Osama in the bag in six days.
posted by Aethlos at 9:36 PM
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Now where did you hatch this idea?! I actually don't think that he has enough cash for her requirements n'est pas?
my friend tommy actually gave me the basic idea, i just padded it with some details.
Well, I can see a couple of potential complications right off the bat, but in general this is a much more well thought-out plan than anything Rumsfeld has come up with.
Maybe I'm overlooking something, or this is a cultural reference beyond the understanding of humble Brits, but what's the point of the gay porn stars?
O La Infamia!! Sometimes the most nefarious deeds by the most OVERT operators accomplish the most historical change. How I wish that Anna had half the wit of Mae West...but yes...send in that stupendous blond with the guile and gall.
OOPS, sorry, eighty-SECOND airborne... i corrected it in the blog. for more info:
http://www.nbc17.com/military/7825780/detail.html
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