Sunday, February 26, 2006

Wrong Sides Fuckwads

Attention Democrat fuckwads: your bleeding hearts are on the WRONG SIDE of this Racial Profiling issue regarding a UAE company operating U.S. ports. Attention Republican fuckwads: your redneck racist miniminds are on the WRONG SIDE of this Racial Profiling Port issue. Democrats - you're supposed to scream bloody murder when anyone even considers the fact someone is Muslim when trying to keep them from blowing you up. Republicans - you're supposed to scream bloody murder when anyone brown gets anywhere near you and your security. You're all such reactionary lemmingtards. This is proof-positive that few things are as IRRATIONAL as politics. If Bill Clinton would have hired this UAE company the Democrats would have hailed it as visionary humanitarianism and the Neocons would have wailed "treason!" in the aisles. This whole episode demonstrates what Lying Idiotic Nitwit Whores comprise the United States Government. All this poltroonery puts me in a Mencken mood - read the Updated Page!

11 Comments:

Blogger Houston said...

I wouldn't care what the Democrats do, except that they're the only ones out there opposing the Republicans. Not that I care a whit one way or the other about this port issue, but anything that weakens my enemy brings to me a certain delight. The White House was caught unawares and everyone is mad at them for the exact things we've been screaming about for 5 years.

Cheers.

11:57 AM  
Blogger God of Biscuits said...

My only issue with the the UAE ports deal is that the Whitehouse is utterly hypocritical.

First they claim they need to wiretap all suspected individuals, then they go and give port deals to a state-owned company of the UAE.

You just know that pockets were lined with cash over the UAE deal and that's why it was going to go through.

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Miss Ann Thrope said...

lemmingtard.

I am so stealing that.

3:40 PM  
Blogger Todd said...

Damn but you get sexy with the words when vexed!!

3:58 PM  
Anonymous fizure said...

dude, nice use of fuckwad. I shall return!

4:44 PM  
Blogger Thomas&co. said...

Yes, yes, and yes.
BTW, You are now linked on my blogmates list.

10:55 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

When I am President in a few years, if I am faced with a Republican controlled Congress, I'm going to try coming out in opposition against a bill I actually support so that the Republicans all line up behind it and then I'll just sign the fucker. Of course, I'll have to do that during my second term, otherwise my flip-flopping will sink my re-election chances.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Raven said...

Hehehe I like Lemmingtard too!!!

3:31 PM  
Blogger Jake McCafferty said...

I haven't commented on this situation, because I'm sure more is to come. But in general, I'm assuming this is a reward for some major intelligence assistance.

9:54 PM  
Anonymous LILY BRANFORD said...

Fuckwads and lemmingtards, it would appear I have returned just in time to rekindle my original spencerlove. Vexed! Love that!

But on Project Runway? Sadly, ah, no.

7:49 PM  
Blogger Rory Shock said...

oh, yeah

2:51 PM  

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