Monday, January 16, 2006

Burger King You Scare Me

Who's seen the new Creepy King ads? Please join me in boycotting this place until they pull these ads. It's bad enough they would air ads that aren't appetizing, but nightmare inducing?! OK, so my boycott won't scare them—as I haven't eaten there in years, but at least I've wafted this out into the ether. Burger King, you're disturbing, so very disturbing.

21 Comments:

Blogger GayProf said...

The King campaign scares the crap out of me. Who, in the world, pitched this idea? What did they say when they did? “So,” they must have argued, “we are going to have a masked man who stalks people, handing them sandwiches at inappropriate times.” **shudder**

2:27 PM  
Blogger epicurist said...

I get the Heebie jeebies each time I see it. Freaks me out!

3:25 PM  
Blogger Anti-Blogger said...

I think you really like him. But is it just a hunch. Where are his bottom teeth?

3:51 PM  
Blogger Donnie said...

I agree, they are pretty creepy commercials. Why would any restaurant think that something called "Chicken Fries" sounds good? And have you seen the mega-sized, ultra HUGE Whopper? Disgusting.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Seeker Onos said...

He was around like 20-25 years ago as the BK answwer to Ronald McDonald... then he was suddenly retired.

Probably because deep down, everyone was creeped out by him.

8:06 PM  
Blogger Karissa (mommy) said...

I agree. He creeps the hell out of me. Then again, I'm afraid of clowns...

9:23 PM  
Blogger wonderballer said...

I like him. He's totally grotesque. He scores touchdowns -- does everything in fact -- with that rakish smile. The world is his oyster. He doesn't pretend to be stylish, hip, sexy, or even funny for that matter. This is one dude who knows he's just a lucky S.O.B. In fact, he's so much better than the food that it's possible to watch the commercial and totally forget the product. I call that therapeutic.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Thus far, it seems the UK has been spared this advert, and I can't help but be glad. That said, trying to maintain a relatively healthy vegetarian diet, I've not touched fast food in quite a while anyway ...

1:29 AM  
Blogger Z.sais said...

MCronaldS is no better.

1:46 AM  
Blogger chiron said...

YES! I'd like to see him in an undead celebrity death match with Dave Thomas and a dozen other zombies.

8:21 AM  
Blogger April said...

Yeah, totally creepy. But yet, he has done the job, we're talking about it, therefore we've paid attention to the ad, and although it doesn't make me want to go out and eat their slop, I now recognize that creepy child molesting mascot and associate it with the Burger King closest to me.

10:21 AM  
Blogger nobody girl said...

yeah, i lost all respect for them when tried to pass of a veggie burger as food. nothing against those, but i wouldn't go to BK to get one. i wouldn't go to BK at all.

12:29 AM  
Blogger SUNNYISMIKE said...

Maybe he is trying to get people to eat healthier by scaring them away

1:50 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

I agree wholeheartedly. The King is completely unnerving.

2:34 PM  
Blogger Raven said...

They are not as bad as the Dairy Queen commericials!! Those awful fake arms?? They are grotesque!! my mother actually emailed DQ and said they were just awful. She got a reply and DQ said they thought the ads were funny!!

11:10 PM  
Anonymous PG said...

I figured that it was targeting the market that will not flip the channel if football is on.

1:39 AM  
Blogger Randy said...

I SO agree! If that thing should up at my house, I would shit my pants!

That "King" scares the shit out of me!! :)

12:01 AM  
Blogger Kiss My Mike said...

there's something The King's face that's so wrong...

4:42 PM  
Blogger Very_Vera said...

I think Oprah is looking for this guy

8:39 PM  
Blogger James said...

I am so glad that other people are scared of these commercials. That thing would make me have a stroke if he came up on me handing me a sandwich!

12:42 PM  
Blogger Kody said...

I gotta agree with everyone else... He's distrubing.
Does anyone else get the pediphile vibe from him?

7:35 AM  

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