Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Cloning My Childhood Pet

My childhood pet, Bear. Bear was an Australian Shepherd, which (as everyone who's had one knows) is one of the smartest dog breeds on the planet. Because he was my first pet, I took for granted how smart he was. I globalized his behavior, thinking that's just how all dogs were. WRONG. Most dogs are idiots. If you ever find yourself in the dog market again, do whatever it takes to get an Australian Shepherd. I know exactly where this dog was buried on our farm in Oklahoma, and as soon as pet-cloning becomes affordable, I'm definitely going to pay for a twin of this dog, and I've already decided on its name: Re-Bear.

1 Comments:

Blogger QuantumDrift said...

I once had a dog named Benson that I'd love to be able to have again. Cloning opens up so many more possibilities in the realm of science. I hope to see it soon.

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