Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Halloween Superartist, Cruella de Vil

...what eyes, and what a set of choppers... so glad to have coaxed miss kinkade from the evil dominion of The Great Satan (read: "myspace")... i love this pic, and i love keeping up with the life of uber-creative Daniel. this bitch is smart as a whip and talented as fuck. read about soundbar's halloween homophobia... Go Cruella! "Those Eyes, Those Thighs, SURPRISE!, It's The Crying Game!"... this is a retro-post...

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

i touch a nerve with reader

keep that fan mail comin: "Fuck you Spencer Lord, you good for nothing dick suckin, rug munching, piece of shit. Get the facts about whats really goin on bitch, and if you have a problem with Israel, Gibson, or Hezbollah, go tell it to thier fucking faces pussy. Besides your a nobody anyways! Fuck you, you stupid piece of worthless shit! Your not much of a comedian either, your not even funny at all. So fuck you!" is that all you got pussyboy? lolol.

Monday, October 23, 2006

tigerlicious

mad about this boy, omg, so hot. i have an eerily intense attraction 2 tiger, so incredibly sexy, the smile - electric... so fucking hot this one - i think by osmosis i'm starting 2 love golf, shut-up!, yes, time to shoot me n the head - i'm beginning 2 heart golf... fuck, i'm really goin downhill fast...

Friday, October 20, 2006

paradox or plan?

i want to climb all the way to the top of hollywood ... then burn it to the ground.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

the plunge

...i'm finally going 2 do it, i can't stand it anymore, i must know how 2 cook... i hate shitty food, worse, i even hate average food, i want 2 dine on 5 star cuisine anyfuckin time i want, but i'll never b able 2 afford three $80 meals per day, so i must be able to create them... i must. i did hair school, did school school, did film school, now i must do cooking school... Cordon Bleu, here i cum.....

Thursday, October 05, 2006

here's to the fcc



...thanx 2 mike ireland 4 showing me this... it's really clever.

Monday, October 02, 2006

stewart on glick



omg, you've never seen anything like the donut ending... omg... short is hysterical...

Sunday, October 01, 2006

more eits


can't get over these guys.