martha who?

do u know this character's last name? i feel SO like her n this stupid brace.. ugh... people stare @ me, and not n a sexy way, but n a what's wrong w/that freak way... & it's bad enough being n a brace all day.... it's all night that's driving me insane...

the pain blog

...ok, they said this would be bad... they said it would hurt... they prescribed me 180 norco tablets... but there is no way i could have anticipated this... imagine someone sticking a steak knife n2 the center of your spine n the middle of your back... & then attaching folding chairs 2 the handle of the knife... & then everytime any part of your body touches anything it's like someone just kicked the folding chairs... when i was in the hospital they told me that i would be a lot more sore in a few days... well, a few days are here, & they were right. this is unfuckingreal. i can feel it in my toes, and in my neck and radiating all the way up to my temples. FUCK! i always knew my entire nervous system was wired through my back, but this drives that knowledge home on all new levels... i can hardly sit here an type... i don't even answer the phone because it's on vibrate because the ringer makes my head ache... and i just can't imagine getting out of this fucking bed... omg. this is horrible.

hated & loved

2 reviews n, & these r the only quotes i can add to my advertising: "Lord's world-weary demeanor and derisive sense of humor give his name-dropping a wry edge--and his peregrinations fascinate." - Zac Thompson, Chicago Reader; "Lord describes, vividly, his extended jailhouse stay with Cook County that culminates with an impassioned lesson to fellow prisoners about the history of religion." - Nina Metz, Chicago Tribune. the rest is just way 2 horrible 2 repeat herein... ouch!... basically 1 critic liked the first act & hated the second, the other liked the second & hated the first... i, of course, love them both... more critics n the crowd 2nite... but more importantly - another PACKED HOUSE of FANS..... :) (p.s.: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT????!!!!) ;)

encore

...doin it again tomorrow night... many thanks to all of you who have written to say you're coming back and bringing friends (thanks todd, bill, george, daniel, k, mike, and jr.) - superb! i've been resting my voice all week so i don't blow it out after the first sermon... i'm also putting some fans (mechanical ones) in that inferno so we don't sweat so much - dress cool!... more critics are coming - get ready for more laughs, more tears, and a lot more hollering - i'm still mad as hell girls.... and i'm JUST GETTING WARMED UP..... (and check out the CF Store!)...