help me advertise

...hey gang... do me a huge favor? pick up a few copies of this week's gay chicago mag (IML issue!), & tear out page 45 & stick it up n your laundry room, or @ your job (lol) or anywhere u r allowed 2 hang stuff!... i need all the xtra help i can get advertising. IML coming this weekend... time 2 polish those boots & stop showering!...

rock bottom

...u know u've reached a new low when the hardest laugh u've had n a month came from watching paris & nicole swatting bugs n the cab of their pick-up truck... i fear i've bcum almost dangerous... & am n need of a team of professionals... next week is top chef finale, sad dave is gone, harold better win...

header lift

...thnx 2 my dear child @ blank rune - he showed me how 2 make my own headers 2day, so ALL 3 blogs got facelifts! - weltanschauung, & charlie rose blog... superb weather 2day, hoping 4 nice weather sat... still can't get over this. & a comment on the mencken mon. post made me realize how much i luv blogging, & how grateful i am 4 every reader... i luv the blogosphere...

gives new meaning to MGD

...arkansas razorback players clarke moore, brett goode and casey dick... paging dr. freud...

worst special effect of the decade

...omg... the m:i:iii ads drive me crazy... is it just bcuz i want 2 film school? xplosions blow people DIRECTLY AWAY from their center, or: WHEN SOMETHING EXPLODES DIRECTLY BEHIND SOMEONE who is running toward the camera, their BODY BLOWS N2 THE CAMERA.... NOT N2 THE FUCKING CAR ON THE RIGHT. What a SHITTY ANNOYING goof... i just can't stand it... has anyone else noticed this???...

isn't all magic fake?

...am i the only 1 who wants 2 fuck the fake magician?... so what if he's a tool... he's hot... 1/2 rican & 1/2 russian jew... mmmmm... & a media whore... i think i like david blaine... is n e 1 n nyc 2 c this ball-o-h2o stunt?... is it retarded?... or coolio...

obama & durbin or best & worst

...he makes me feel embarrassment, contempt, pity, shame, confusion... my magnificent state of il boasts the single best senator n america (barack obama), & 1 of the single worst. dick durbin is a milquetoast little whacked out asstard nitwit. what a pathetic goober... i'm horrified he's a member of the dem party, & even more mortified that he represents the great state of illinois...