some dumbfucks never learn

...busted AGAIN!... don't get me wrong, i adore freaks. esp. spun out drug addict freaks & whores, junkies, homeless people, lunatics, cripples, goobers, nerds, dinosaurs, drunks, bitches, bastards, i love all kinds of weirdos... & my hatred of this limbaugh shitpit was ameliorated when i discovered he was a junkie - that explained his pathological hatred of truth... his incapacity to face or convey even shades of honesty. u all know i'm too much of a determinist to c anything resembling tort n human folly... so 3 cheers 4 rush's addiction... i hate to c the cops get him though... i wish they would leave him alone - free w/his pills... it would expedite his trip to hell...

real horrors of orange county's coto de hell

...sleazy slade smiley's bumkin mother & her ho-sniffing dog both have the good sense 2 despise Jo De La Rosa (HO de la rosa). i love jeana keough even more now- & i think i have a crush on kara keough (kk: how do u feel about a cunning linguist fairy who can b your vocab tutor?) jeana is a great mom, & i'm glad she's so honest about spoiling her kids- "they're my kids, & i love em" preach it jeana. i'd spoil my own kids more than jeana does. i love jeana. kimberly bryant ((pictured) she can catch shrimp with those tits) has had a HUNDRED biopsies for skin cancer, & FIVE malignant melanomas. ok, kim, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RUNNING AROUND NAKED IN THE SUN ALL DAY? I just don't get it, do you have a deathwish? 2 words kim: LONG SLEEVES. three more words: SUN EQUALS DEATH. Wake up & Cover up! Ho de la rosa asks "who r the clampetts?"... is it possible jo's SO 3rd world she's NEVER seen the beverly hillbillies? no. Worse: she's lying just to look even more stupid. cut to the hotel- kim's infantile nitwit teen biches making crank calls... girls- if you're old enough to menstruate you're too old for prank calls. vicki acts a drunk fool @ her reunion, & jo & slade get drunk & show more of their white trash interiors... hallelujah, the engagement is off!... maybe jo does have a soul?!... or maybe not.... & what kind of degenerate loser wastes his time blogging about these freaks? o shit, that would b me... perhaps i need a team of professionals... or a home n Coto Hell...

let me try a different approach

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thank you mark

...i made a new blogger friend last night... mark of marcus carcass took me 2 c 1 of the most excellent and astonishing shows i've seen n a long time, the ten commandments, by the chicago gay men's chorus, omg, i was expecting 35 queens standing on risers belting out comic songs, but this thing was an ENORMOUS production... i had NO IDEA our gay chorus boys had andrew lloyd weber ambition, it was mindblowing... i've been wandering around n shock since last night... wow, wow, wow, holy shit, unbelievable production.... & leave it 2 mark 2 get us FRONT ROW CENTER seats... thank you mark, i had so much fun, & am so glad we finally met n the flesh... we r going 2 have a lot of fun n this town... & fellow blogger, rick, was awesome n the show!... okay, & i have a huge crush on rob stone... so sexy...

how machiavellian r u?

...the machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100. my machiavelli score is: 71. I am a "high Mach", I "endorse Machiavelli's opinions". hmmm... i studied the Prince... but i never sought to emulate it... thanks to michael for this quiz. How Mach Are You???

homepage

...i redid my HOMEPAGE so it links 2 all 3 blogs... if u r a site who linx 2 me u can just use aethlos.com as a clearinghouse 4 all my shit...

my old boss

...the 1 & only dalai lama is a few miles north of here... i may try 2 see him while he's n town... i miss his giggling... and, dammit!, i missed glennalicious this weekend - the weather got shitty sunday, & i was recovering from the gay chicago anniv. party, & then i stayed n & worked... SORRY BOYZ.... i'll c u either there or here sometime though...

on the mark

...omg, how much do i adore mark g... my southern angel... :)... nice hat mark!... tomorrow night is gay chicago magazine's 30th anniv. party @ hydrate... i'll b there... oh, & Glennalicious is in town!... can't wait to meet u guyz... oh, HERE is a huge collection of bushisms... enjoy...

warrior, of course

You Are a Warrior Soul

You're a strong person and sometimes seen as intimidating. You don't give up. You're committed and brave. Truly adventuresome, you are not afraid of going to battle. Extremely protective of loved ones, you root for the underdog. You are picky about details and rigorous in your methods. You also value honesty and fairness a great deal. You can be outspoken, intimidating, headstrong, and demanding. You're a hardliner who demands the best from themselves and others. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

best gay blogs has excellent taste

...thank u Best Gay Blogs!... i've been profiled... i love this site...

throw a stick, maybe he'll leave

...first chimp continues shitstirring abroad, was n boyztown all day yesterday, lunch @ melrose, coffee @ caribou, the usual haunts, met w/my producer re: advertising - will b n gay chicago mag again soon, GORGEOUS weather all day, opening up apt, surf crashing below... spring is here girls... cum lie on the gay beach & wave up 2 me...

slade smiley uber douche bag

...slade smiley is 1 of the most disgraceful nouveau riche conspicuous consumption tools 2 infest bravo tv... omg... u've never seen white trash this revolting living such a grotesquely gilded ghetto charade... the civilized residents of coto must b horrified by the rash that has infected their hood & given it such a shallow, empty, gauche name. "we're rich we don't have to be good." - proclaims douchebag slade slimy. And his "real housewives" braindead hooker, jo de la rosa, (HO de la rosa) whom he pets like an animal is the dumbest cunt in prime time. Slade Slimey mentions dusting with Pledge... "what's Pledge?" replies ho de la dumbfuck. Get a life slade smiley - white trash poser n your earthkilling i-have-a-tiny-penis HUMMER...

3 marine officers fired after murdering civilians

...it's official - "our boys" in iraq are blowing women's head's off, and slaugh- tering unarmed men in their homes in front of their children. i would gladly trade this one United States Marine Mass-Execution for 20 more years of saddam and his regime. it's official america - we ARE the enemy in iraq. fuck the military. fuck the troops. fuck george bush. you are all war criminals. lay down your weapons and exit iraq immediately - or raise your weapons and die like the innocent people you've butchered...

u say excision i say mutilation let's call the whole thing off

here's an egyptian islamic expert discussing the finer points of female genital mutilation... what is wrong w/all the sick fucking barbarians on this planet who operate on (or allow operations on) their infants' genitals?... male circumcision is no less inhumane than female "excision". removing pieces of people's bodies w/o their informed consent* is a crime against humanity... fuck all the lemmingtards who mutilate their own children... we live in the dark ages. & while i'm on the subject, FUCK islam, judaism, & christianity... i've read your evil "scriptures" & the planet will b a cleaner, better place when your preposterous, sick little fairy tales have rotted n2 ancient history. n a thousand yrs only graduate students n esoteric history classes will study all u twisted fucks & your degrading books...

pragmatism

...foggy n chicago, but warmish, talking 2 myself all week, can't get buzz off my mind... madonna tix on sale n 5 hours... rosie o doc on hbo made me weep... omg... i am so desperate 2 have kids, fuck... saw probation officer yesterday ugh... i should b rehearsing, but i sit & stare @ the lake & wonder... katie couric nauseates me... & give em hell harry taylor! last wednesday @ two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the afternoon, the time and date was: 01:02:03 04/05/06. [thnx mark]