how evil r u?

You Are 62% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

google knows what u need

...thanks 2 brandon 4 this idea, google: "yourname needs" (both in quotes) & find out what you may b missing... these were n my top 20: "Spencer needs a home quickly; Spencer needs to calm down and take a rest; Spencer needs to be first and best; SPENCER NEEDS A BAND!!; Spencer needs a shower; Spencer needs a singer...; Spencer needs to lay off the pipe...; Spencer needs a few more Algonquins at his round table; Spencer needs a bath...; Spencer needs help; Spencer needs soccer players; Spencer needs to be on City Council;" and my favorite so far: "Spencer needs a calm, structured environment with adults who can give him lots of supervision and ensure his safety." What's the funniest thing google says YOU need?

is that paris i smell burning?

...thanx jayne 4 the great title... & shout out to FrenchBenj, a cool chicago blog(ger) i just stumbled across... & can any1 plz tell me when paris will cool off... i luv that city, & hate 2 c the drama... also, stephen went 2 the judges' table on topchef, lol, suburban housewives don't eat tamales u moron... oh, & check out this supercool easter egg idea...

your beholding eye

...i luv this pic... not sure y... probably because as a child i was programmed 2 respond 2 nudity w/disgust; & respond 2 amputation w/horror and/or pity... but i reject those responses... this woman is beautiful... i can't imagine what her story is, but i can try 2 imagine what kind of courage this photo required... i don't know who she is, but if i could find her, i would tell her she teaches me not 2 b shocked or horrified by the unusual... there r more than 3 million amputees n north america... an average of 3,000 new amputees each week (170,000 per year)... our society doesn't discuss it much... & we reject it visually... we're afraid of it. but there is nothing to fear, & pity is exploitative & revolting. i wish i could find her... and talk 2 her. look at her - she's beautiful...

lucky 14 yr old

...i wish when i was 14 i could have gotten ahold of a man as hot as debra lafave!... actually, i wish i could have at age 13... er, no, at 12. yummmm. so hot. what a lucky boy banged her. & now fucktard pundits r screaming: "she has a disease!", "she needs rehabilitation!"... uh, NO, she has a vagina... and she needs a dick in it. this country is so fucked... billions of people on this planet marry at 13... america's age of consent is unnaturally old... the insidious vestige of puritanical fascism. but today Justice prevailed, whoohoo!... debra lafave deserves a medal...

Just Say No

SCHMALTZ (shmälts) n.
1. Excessively sentimental art or music.
2. Maudlin sentimentality.
3. Liquid fat, especially chicken fat.

reality's new evil little bitch

...stephen asprinio is 1 of the most revolting snobs 2 hit tv n a while... a prissy vino nazi w/his snout stuck so high n the air it's a wonder a wine tasting doesn't drown him.... cornell should be embarrassed that he slipped through admissions, & let's hope the Bravo judges r smart enough 2 dispatch him like wendy pepper & santino whatshizname. asprinio is an annoying, distasteful, puny demigod on stilts, barf!, (He claims he has NEVER eaten a SINGLE TV dinner in his life, which makes him a liar, or an even creepier freak. OH, and he's not even a REAL sommelier. lol) we want harold dieterle to win!... (& i'd love 2 spend a weekend w/ dave martin)

gay pakistanis

...n 1996 i didn't get any action n pakistan... nice to discover pakifags can now throw roof parties...

rene karl wilhelm johann josef maria rilke

I am much too alone in this world, yet not alone enough to truly consecrate the hour. I am much too small in this world, yet not small enough to be to you just object and thing, dark and smart. I want my free will and want it accompanying the path which leads to action; and want during times that beg questions, where something is up, to be among those in the know, or else be alone. I want to mirror your image to its fullest perfection, never be blind or too old to uphold your weighty wavering reflection. I want to unfold. Nowhere I wish to stay crooked, bent; for there I would be dishonest, untrue. I want my conscience to be true before you; want to describe myself like a picture I observed for a long time, one close up, like a new word I learned and embraced, like the everday jug, like my mother's face, like a ship that carried me along through the deadliest storm. —Rilke

random friday night

...haven't been posting much, busy w/friends, lots of engagements, am going 2 bailiwick theatre 2nite, some directors series, might suck might b good, got a pressure cooker am making huge beef stew, getting warmer outside, can't wait for spring--2 have doors open day & night & listen 2 surf crashing on hollywood beach... ahhhh... need 2 do laundry soon... annoying music on wfmt 2day, ugh...