slade smiley uber douche bag
...slade smiley is 1 of the most disgraceful nouveau riche conspicuous consumption tools 2 infest bravo tv... omg... u've never seen white trash this revolting living such a grotesquely gilded ghetto charade... the civilized residents of coto must b horrified by the rash that has infected their hood & given it such a shallow, empty, gauche name. "we're rich we don't have to be good." - proclaims douchebag slade slimy. And his "real housewives" braindead hooker, jo de la rosa, (HO de la rosa) whom he pets like an animal is the dumbest cunt in prime time. Slade Slimey mentions dusting with Pledge... "what's Pledge?" replies ho de la dumbfuck. Get a life slade smiley - white trash poser n your earthkilling i-have-a-tiny-penis HUMMER...
posted by Aethlos at 11:06 PM
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Yeah...I thought the same thing after I saw the show where they discussed the importance of picking up dog poop on the paver porch and then she put her hand in his face.
It doesn't matter anyway 'cos dirtbag ditched the bitch and made the switch...
Verbum perfectus.
It takes someone who is white trash to write a vulgar column like that. Who are you and what kind of life do you have when all you have to do is write about others and there lives. It's too bad you can never accomplish what he has by writing in these pathetic bloggers.
oh look, the cowardly 'anon' slime shady knows how to use google. LOOKOUT INTERNET! "accomplish what he has", lololol. Uh, is becoming the most repulsive douchebag tool in pop culture really considered an "accomplishment"? Yikes!
(and just for everyone's entertainment: Shade Slimy's goobertools from First American Capital Real Estate Services Inc. in Aliso Viejo are talking to other douchebags at Option Plus Financial Co in Plano TX... and they are so fucking stupid they think leaving "anonymous" comments keeps me from knowing exactly who they are.) LOLOL. Dumbfucking sleazebags. Go back to your desks and leave the creative world alone.
I guess you don't have much creativity when you write about other people... and if you watched the show that you know so much about he doesn't work here. I'm not going to waste anymore time on you "creative" people. Get a life. P.S. I don't work here I'm a journalist for a different company visiting educated people.
i was a linguistics major at the university of chicago, and i've worked for more Nobel Laureates than you can fucking name. So even if you went to MEDILL, you're still an inferior fucktard. (but much closer to civilization). If you want to engage in a real dialogue, i'm game, email me at spencer@aethlos.com In the interim, if you wanna toss out words like "accomplishment" why don't you do your fucking HOMEWORK before you challenge a stranger. Or are you just another fucking idiot like Slime Shady? Lol.
Arch Episcopus- “ Verbum Perfectus” -beautifully stated.
Aethlos- love your writings, definitely some funny material! Although, I suggest you take a minute and relax before you speak! Your Pitbull reactions sound rather juvenile at times. You sound possibly intelligent though your Fellinic vulgarity precedes your eloquence. Also, may I suggest more thorough research before stepping up to your pulpit, declaring your divine knowledge, and attempting to implicate the innocent! Any numbskull with a preschooler’s knowledge of computers can IP chase to identify a sender or web visitor – duh. My friend, your research has fallen short and misled you- I’m not Slade Smiley, and your allegation of venue- Plano, Texas is about 2,000 miles short (sorry, no reference to your height, penis size, or your intelligence) of reality! You get a D- for the day Linguistics boy! And by the way, it’s just a T.V. show! For such a scholar and Nobel Laureate ass-kisser, I’m surprised that you didn’t know that reality shows aren’t as real as you may think. They do have writers and are very much scripted! Come on drama queen, it’s made for T.V. I know Slade and Joe very well, and though everyone has their quirks, they are actually very nice and generous people.
So, what’s your deal, and why are you so angry? Did mommy not give you enough attention, leaving you to become a self dramatized over achiever? Did daddy leave you at an early age and now you rebel by changing teams? I think you have a secret fetish for Smiley, and like kindergarten puppy love, want to beat him up- at least verbally ( or should I say orally)? Lol. Don’t be pissed off at Slade for not wanting to be the caboose in your chocolate fairy train to Neverland, with fantasies of Shane Keough as your conductor, pulling on your little train whistle- lost boy! Woo woo! You’ve got some anger issues! Calling Dr. Freud! No progression past “anal” stage! And does Slade really have a “tiny penis”? Whether he does or not, I doubt that you are much taller in height- little man. Furthermore, I don’t care what your major was, or from which institution you graduated, or how many Nobel Laureate sphincters you’ve tongue darted- don’t mistake education for intelligence. I’ve known many “dumb fucks” with impressive degrees!
So, relax! Smoke a joint, take a Valium, see a shrink, man you bitch like my ex girlfriend. Why do queers love so much drama? Nothing personal there brown dick, I’m just talking shit! For someone who has chilled with Mother Theresa and the Dali Lama, you need to seek Nirvana, and I’m sure that M.T. would love Slade and Joe unconditionally. Seriously though, I actually enjoy your blogs, you’ve got some interesting and very funny shit (sorry)- stuff to say! And great use of the “F” word too by the way! What a great and versatile word. If your interested in some real dialogue, I to am also game. optionplusfinancial@hotmail.com.
Wow. Fanfuckingtastic! Now THAT is not only cohesive and coherent, but it smacks of a delicious and mercurial wit. Welcome To The Blogosphere. You've got a lot of me figured out (that's sexy). In answer to your question about my anger, I think I summed it up pretty succinctly in this post. Oh, and in fairness - I also admit herein what a fucking loser I am for blogging about such inanity. I suppose I'm also a little drunk on GooglePower... this marvelous new tool which provides little ol fag-on-the-rag me with the ability to actually -respond- to the television... to actually get a message through (sender/receiver, u know, linguistishit). Instead of sitting here screaming at the television (The Great Usurper) and dousing it in chicken chow mein from time to time - cyberspace actually provides a vehicle which gets my sending received. Drunk with communicative power (and we all know what power tends to do). So my corruption wafts its way into the ether, and I rant and foam and slouch toward the abyss, and then, get a comment like this from you - and it makes it ALL WORTHWHILE. I'm a fucktard for hammering those two so hard, and stand duly castigated and excoriated. I've gotten to know Jeana a tiny bit through the ether, and she's an absolute peach. I just wish Slade and Jo (I used their real names) would reflect on how they are perceived, and perhaps adjust themselves in some way - as your comment has ever so slightly adjusted me. These are the Good Ol Days, and this is The Great Conversation. I fucking love it. (and MT would slap me if she read my blog. Forgive me Mother)
Ugh, but then I recall how he stroked her empty head like a pet goat and attempted to excuse her ignorance because she's peruvian... WHAT THE FUCK!? Isn't California a BLUE STATE? Does he have a blackface costume in his collection? FUCK! dammit, Now i've got to clean the chicken chow mein off my laptop. Oh, Also, way to tangle for your friends. they've got a good one in you.
i love you slade
AH, it looks like Ho De La Dumbfuck isn't the only one who loves Shade... Hey, Anonymous... quick quiz: ever heard of WINDEX? What do the numbers 409 mean to you? Ever heard of a family called the "Bradys"? If you've answered these three questions correctly, you're twice as smart as Ho. And just in case you're white trash too, and you don't want to wear a NEON SIGN on your head announcing same - never, ever, EVER NEVER UNDER ANY FUCKING CIRCUMSTANCES use the word "mansion". Say "house" Remember, "house". ERASE THE WORD "MANSION" FROM YOUR MIND. IT'S A FUCKING HOUSE!
dud I love every comment you posted about slade and his ho, i sure hopethsoe two bitches burn in hell HAHAHAHA
Oh...Please people, get a life. I mean really...are we upset and jealous because yet another beautiful person figured out a way to market themselves so they could make money? Don't tell me you really think Marilyn Monroe was a great actress? Or that Paris Hilton is as dumb as she portrays herself to be on the "Simple Life". Jeez people get real! It's all about the dollars and exposure so you can get more dollars! Don't be a hater cause you didn't figure out how to do it! I went to school with Slade. He is just how I remember him - funny, handsome, talented, athletic, really kind-hearted, and intelligent. This blog is case and point. Obviously if you have a blog dedicated to him, you too have fallen into his genius. Hello! You're not famous if people don't talk about you, even bad publicity is pretty good! Slade keep doing the voodoo that you do! Maybe we'll catch you back in Anchor town for our 20 year reunion coming up in 07! Go Maroon and Gold (just kidding about that part). Really though, congratulations! mk
wow, how much did Slade Smiley pay these fuckwads to post in his defense? His poor boys are gonna grow up so fucked up. And Ho de la Rosa makes Paris Hilton look like a friggin' mensa candidate. But that's what she wanted, right? To play the dumb card and set women back a century. . . thanks a lot, Jo. Conniving idiot.
holy shit it takes someone who is fucking white trash to write a crude column like that. Who do you think you are and why would you even right such a fucking bitchy column.It's to bad that you are that fucked up to right such rude shit about him and yeah i agree that jo might not be the smartest person but thats still preety fucking gay and low that you would right that shit.
Wow leannedowell24... Your grammer and vocabulary skills are really stellar.
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