randian/socialist dissonance

...such a strange combo - a lefty-randian... it was so horrible 2 fall so passionately n luv w/rand - only 2 discover all her objectvst followrs r sociopathic whackos... rand was so so so so not about right wing capitalist republican politic dirtbags, omg (neither is dawkins selfish gene), rand was so about the glory of the human mind, & logic, & the horror/idiocy of religious insanity... so so so not about capitalism... ugh... i am totally randian & a total socialist - at the same time... lol... i love ayn, but her followers r as nutty as christians & muslims (nuckin FUTZOS)...

commence retrosanitation

the name shoulda tipped em off

...the "gay lube oil" steroid smugglers are busted...

omg i f%cking love my life

wow

dangerously delicious

...from the mind of jay paul deratany comes HARAM IRAN... a play about the hanging of two fairy boys in the toilet country of iran (nose-obsessed iran)... yes, i know we overthrew their democratically elected leader and subverted their entire country & way of life, & i know u think i should fall n line w/the bleeding heart lefties who profess their lofty affection 4 the shithole (if anything remotely similar were happening n IOWA, the bleedy hearts would reveal their hypocrisy), but they persecute homos in iran... & that's basically my very narrow-minded litmus test anymore: if u persecute homos, u r TRASH... i'm so shallow...

i'm cool with the lohans

...what's all the fuss about? i saw mean girls, loved it, loved lindz in it. saw georgia rule - she was so-so... and that's that. then 2day i saw living lohan on e!, &, uh, i really like ali, and what's supposed 2 b so wrong with mom? seems like any other workin stiff mom out there - but instead of selling insurance she wrangles hollywood lunatix 2 get her kids' careers goin... but ali seems totally fine to me, and, sure, lindz had some crashes and some drugs, but hey, i was a bad child at times - don't hold my parents responsible... what's all the f&cking FUSS over these lohans? they r just another american family tryin 2 make it... and for the record: i like mom, ali, & lindsey all 3! (and can someone tell me is shear genius's RENE FRIS deaf? y did bravo hire a deaf host? his voice is unfathomably irritating, j&s#s G*d n heaven pleez SMITE rene fris's strangulated duck squawk voice, it makes my ears bleed)...

hbo's generation kill

...from the creators of The Wire comes Generation Kill... based on the book titled likewise... it's interesting, but chance kelly, "godfather" needs to CLEAR his F$CKING THROAT... omg, his voice is SO incredibly annoying. please god choke this actor so he will clear his throat so i can enjoy this show a little more. crackling dialogue, incredible cinematography, great acting, but the scripts are little trite - they are saying things you can't say on television, like: "puerto ricans are tropical mexicans", and "wetback pussy is warmer than white pussy"... the wire was edgy, but not this edgy... omg... no way. eeek. it's not tv, it's HBO... (david simon and ed burns (the wire) co-wrote and executive produced, alongside hbo's anne thomopoulos (rome)). it was shot as 7 one hr episodes over 6 months n summer 07 -- n namibia, mozambique, & south africa. andrea calderwood (last king of scotland) is producing; and nina noble (wire) is on as co-executive producer).

"are you bite me jeff?"

...this blog officially worships ZOILA CHAVEZ... and the uber-creepy (but it's all an act... alas, i'm on to you lewis!) jeff lewis of bravo's Flipping OUT (the 3rd incarnation of bravo's "OUT" series - Blow Out, Work Out, & FLIPPING OUT). i initially loathed lewis, but as u know, i've bcome a big fan... bcuz i finally get lewis's sarcasm. the first season i wasn't sure... but now i know, now it's become clear - lewis's sarcasm might b mistaken for garden variety superficial queen bullsh*t, but it's careful satire aimed at same. & zoila is an angel (f*ck lewis for that painting), we love zoila... who's apparently in school... and learning "dangerous things" like, uh, "the law" cracks lewis, lol. we just hope jeff "sees" his own behavior in that mirror-image boss he had... or is it lip service? i like ol jeff lewis... he's a hypersensitive uberneurotic bitch, uh hell0, i collect & trade those! we love zoila chavez. there are also some nice guitar riffs in this series -that sound like explosions n the sky, but prolly aren't.....

omg, those kids will hate her

...looks like britney is giving the kids to daddy.... wow.. ouch... "my own mom didn't want me"... this guarantees some VERY JUICY tell-all memoirs in about 18 years... once these kids are old enough to hire ghost writers... brace yourselves for another Mommy Dearest. i don't know if i love her or hate her, i just look at her, and feel... nothing...

steaming hot toilet of dubai arrests 17 "gays"

...17 "gay" people arrested in dubai... dubai is a toilet of barking mad religious zealots... a sewer of brainwashing and inhumanity... go f&ck yourself dubai... f%ck u, f@ck your retarded religion, and f&ck your sharia... (like these hetero-f&cktards aren't all wearing DRESSES??, lol)...

we love mikey p on from gs to gents

...mikey p is SO hot... this show is so horrible.. but i can't stop watching it... GO MIKEY P! (once he cuts that retarded HEAT MISER hair off, he'll win!)... mikey p is, uh, gorgeous, well-spoken, intelligent, peaceful, cool, etc... he's just PERFECT, yum. (cept that hair) LUVS for MiKeY P!.. [update, Mikey P has been eliminated - what a f&cking JOKE... there's NOTHING LEFT... wow, f&ck off hawthorne lingnonberry or wtf yur name is... this show is now OVER, the remaining "g"s r hopeless primates]...

"most satisfied" students in america

...wow... i had no idea how plush/posh private universities have become these days... depaul's ray meyer fitness center is fantastic... it would cost a fortune as a private gym... and all i need is my student id!... does anyone else have a depaul student id? seeking workout partner... HOW COOL is this sh*t: "A variety of equipment is available for free daily check-out with DePaul or Rec Center ID card including: racquetball racquets, basketballs, soccer balls, volleyballs, footballs, badminton racquets, wallyball sets, table tennis paddles, jump ropes and board games. Equipment available at the pool includes pull buoys, kickboards, fins and paddles." ?! WOW. okay, i need a workout partner - 5:30 AM - depaul sheffield... "In recent years, US News & World Report has twice ranked DePaul University undergraduate students #1 in the USA (most recently in 2004) in terms of satisfaction with their college experience." they're all about satisfying the students... where is the student massage parlor?...

go andy at last debate!

thanks andy:

Gas prices are soaring, the US is hemorrhaging jobs, people are rioting around the world protesting the skyrocketing costs of basic food staples (16,000 children will die today from hunger-related causes) and we're supposed to dig deep into our pockets and pass a buck to a Senator and her ex-President husband who are collectively worth $109 million?

Senator Clinton was not some political neophyte. She knew well what she was doing when she spent $11 million of her own fortune -- check it, folks, eleven million dollars of her own money she spent, and she wants help!?!?!?!?!? -- on her presidential campaign. That was a gamble, not an investment. Even if she'd won the nomination, there's no guarantee she'd recoup that loss from donations.

It was many weeks from the time that her path to the nomination became mathematically improbable until the day she surrendered -- pointedly, not on the day Obama clinched the nomination; no, on that evening, she delivered a bizarrely Bushian alternate-reality speech in which she announced she would ponder her options -- and during this time her campaign wildly spent beyond its means.

It is particularly ironic that she wants help from Obama supporters, after she spent months (and millions of dollars) trying to damage his reputation with cheap guilt-by-association smears and misrepresentations.

New Yorker - the Hillary Issue

mikey verdugo, fourth coming of christ

...the hgtv next design star MIKEY VERDUGO is gorgeous and talented and sweet and covered in awesome ink... what a dreamboat... i can't wait to go to ft. laud and get ARRESTED. so smitten with mikey v... this blog LOVES VERDUGO... (oh, (thanks mark) mikey is a REAL COP, and a REAL PORNSTAR!, WHOOHOO!, now we love him SO MUCH MORE!.... F*CK THE SEX POLICE... BRING ON THE PORN POLICEMAN!!! YAY! mikey verdugo FOREVER!....

私の信条

私は宗教が、一般的に、ずっと倫理的な側面の非常に適度な、過大評価されたサービスが取り除くためにおよび正直な考えることした損傷によって克服されるよ りもっとであるずっと人類へ悪態であることを信じる。 私は意思で有徳どんなに、とるに足らない事実の発見が、どんなに競争に完全に無用である場合もないこと、そして虚偽のトランペットを吹くことが何でも不道 徳のどれである場合もないことを信じる。 私はすべての政府が自由に必ずしも戦争をしなければならないことすべての政府が邪悪であることを、信じる。 私は不滅のための証拠が魔法使いの証拠よりよくない信じ、これ以上の点にことを値する。 私はおよびスピーチ完全な思想の自由を信じる。 私は人として彼の世界を征服し、それが成っているものから、そして動くいかに調べると信じる。 私は進歩の現実を信じる。 私は真実を言うことはよいよりあるためにことを信じる。 私は自由であることはよいより奴隷であるためにことを信じる。 そして私は知っていることはよいことをより知らない信じる。

a shout out to mario in italy

voglio andare in italia e vedere mario. ciao mario! prossimo a chicago! ich möchte nach italien gehen und mario sehen. hallo mario! gekommen zu chicago! je veux aller en italie et voir mario. bonjour mario! venez à chicago! 私はイタリアに行き、マリオに会いたいと思う。 こんにちはマリオ! シカゴに来られる!

oklahoma hospitality

...i was so thrilled when the satanic sewer called "Oklahoma" passed a law making felons out of any priest or nun who helps feed, shelter, or transport an illegal alien (because i knew it would further cripple oklahoma's shrinking economy - and apparently it's working). "In Oklahoma, for example, an anti-illegal immigration law that took effect last year will cause $1.8 billion in economic losses, according to a study done by the Oklahoma Bankers Association. The losses will be incurred because thousands of workers will leave the state, the study said."...god oklahoma is such a squalid toilet... 17 years of research i did there... SEVENTEEN years of intense, on-site, cultural ethnography and gender studies.... i have thousands of hours of stories, notes, photos, and i can personally vouch for the fact that the average oklahoman hates homos as rabidly as he hates mexicans (maybe even worse) SAY ADIOS TO OKLAHOMA..... (the above does not apply to srm, jm, mkt, or mkt's family (they are all angels from heaven and oklahoma never deserved any of them)) :)

kelsey nixon next food network star

...next food network star will be KELSEY nixon. shane uses WAY too many prepositions "let's grill that right up". adam is a douchebag "massively perfect bite"? shut up adam. aaron is nice, but not for tv (don't argue with cora aaron). lisa garza has the creepiest hair-don't on television, which together with her stepford wives thing is doubly creepy.... i like lisa A LOT... i would love to hang with her (after chopping that hideous wig-bob off her)... i like her, but she's a tv nuisance. and poor horrible jennifer, omg, jennifer is also a nightmare to watch... ouch. the sad truth is that kelsey nixon isn't perfect for the job, but everyone else is so unbelievably, embarrassingly, horribly, unwatchable... wow. what a depressing group to pick from... i'm totally in the tank for kelsey...

warming up to bee-stung jeff lewis

...i used to despise jeff OCD lewis of bravo's flipping out, but he's grown on me more and more... and now i'm actually a little eerily fond of lewis... although he should burn in hades for that horrible mockery of an effigy of a "painting" of zoila, omg, what a douchebag... someone should PAINT ONE OF LEWIS that way - intertube lips and all... it would make lewis BAnAnaS!... anyway... i'm okay with jeff lewis... forgive all the evil things i said about him... it just takes a while to see through that wretched awful exterior... jeff is secretly profoundly sensitive and decent, and kind (and he's actually very witty)... with a creepy teflon exterior... please, i can see right through that... and i actually really like jeff lewis (because i often feel like him)... and chris elwood is a douchebag - we always knew that - the nannycam is no NEWS flash... that poor brain-washed christian girl elwood married doesn't have a CLUE how sleazy her huzband is... he's just so creepy - but you could tell this from all his FLIPPING OUT on punk'd... omg - the icy stare of a sociopath... elwood is a semiliterate tool... "i thought castration was cutting off the penis"... what kind of f*cking MORON idiot *ssh*le retard doesn't understand castration? and neutering, etc... anyway... i have no prob with lewis anymore... but i hope he LOSES this PATHETIC ELWOOD ("I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER, 100% ON MY SOUL."... uh, THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR Chris Elwood SOLD OUT HIS OWN MOTHER - filthy dirtbag LIAR!!!!) couple and brings in some fresh talent - that can WORK HARD for him - as well as complement his wit and derisive charm... the best thing about jeff is watching him work... he's FASCINATING to watch work... i would love to spend a few days just walking through houses with him... watching his mind work... it would be FASCINATING... that is the joy in watching lewis... watching his mind work... the producers need to show us MORE of him WORKING and LESS of him DISHING...

hallelujah! puberty hits hunter parrish

...omg, who ever noticed that skinny little blond nerd boy on weeds? well, uh, hello PUBERTY! the talented hunter parrish is growing up (and out), & he's going to b GORGEOUS when he's ripe. i love weeds... and i'm totally in the tank for parrish!... what's better than a nerdy goober boy whose balls drop and transform him into a supermodel? if he's smart he'll marry geffen and run hollywood. LUV FOR HUNTER PARRISH!... (for all the screencaps, see superherofan.net)... oh, i will admit, i'm a LITTLE BOTHERED by the line "shane get me a pillow" on last night's weeds... uh, what exactly is nancy turning into? a kevorkian who will actively smother to euthanize? hmmm... weeds has gone astray somewhere... the subtleties of nancy's character are blurring... there are some strange tones she hits now... does she smother mom?...

i luv the uberprick gordon ramsey

...luv kitchen nightmares... he's such a prick, but he whips sheist n2 shape... this show is more psychology than cuisine... i luv it. from 1 button pusher 2 another - cheers gordon!... :)

UFC Grannies

...please god let this clip be real... it sure doesn't look staged... lol thnx VH1

voyeur's chinese

f*ck multitasking

...multitasking has been considered a strength... & it is an inextricable part of our experience... but i'm finding my life is better the less multitasking i do. i'm less likely to do things to which i will not devote 100% of my attention. i can't watch a movie & surf the web, i can't talk on the phone & read the news, i'm getting 2 the point that i want 2 focus 100% of my attention on whatever 1 thing is most important @ any moment... and it's working 4 me... the less multitasking i do the richer my life is... & i'm back 2 University on july 21 - i wonder how this will change in july - when i'm juggling 1 zillion things. argh.

preggers pact

...i love the story about the pregnancy pact... lol.... the Lone Homo says: "go girls!... who needs men anyway?"... lol ...

"the a-list with the biggest bitch of all"!

KATHY GRIFFIN IS GOD. i love how lauren hutton freaked out tim gunn on the red carpet for the bravo a-list awards... kathy griffin is god... dalton ross has the icy creepy stare of a sociopath, yikes. johathan adler is (as always) dressed like a HOMELESS MAN - adler is disgusting, and the award statuette he designed is HIDEOUS... omg... anyone winning this will put in their garage. the ultimate loser - jerry springer calls bravo a "counterculture" channel...lol. kathy griffin is GOD. i love how kathy protects anderson cooper's big gay secret. what a COUP for WOZ to show up on the D-List with Kathy - LOVE WOZNIAK. watching WOZ hack kathy's phone is BRILLIANT... what a delicious piece of television! kathy did a WONDERFUL intro to the awards - which our friend Marc Shaiman wrote! NICE MARC! Uncle Jack's Steakhouse is a winner. i love how christian DISSED ramona! lol. the "chrysler design innovation award" was an obscene COMMERCIAL placed in the middle of an awards show. f*ck u chrysler. chris's human hair dress was actually gorgeous, so was michael's.

when they find me dead it won't be suicide

...i'm incapable of suicide... i've tried to get my brain around it... but it is unfathomable... i just don't get it... i can't imagine it... i've never felt anything that would make me contemplate it. i love life - even at its shittiest - i love it more than words can express. i just want that on the record... i watch too many cops and lawyers shows... lol...